cordless

A short for cordless mircophone, often used in the MC/Hip Hop scene.

"I get on the cordless and flow, you know."

by Zoid January 18, 2004

cordless

When you're a clutz, you say cordless instead of wireless for bluetooth items. please educate your toms, because toms are dumb. The example is a real example on how the word can be used.

tom:" i need 2 pee"
tom: " i dont wanna stop my music tho"
tom: "OH yea i have cordless headphones!"
cunt: "wireless, CORDLESS??"
tom: "shush"

by yackadoodlepop May 3, 2018

Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

by Broha January 6, 2009

cordless soup

Soup that can be taken anywhere and every where, enabling the freedom of soup all round the world.

Grandad: These kids these days! the cheek, they dont appreciate the technology of cordless soup these days.

by Farel July 7, 2005

cordless bungee jumping

Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."

Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*

by BoredSchoolKid September 6, 2019

cordless hammer drill

a power tool that, according to amazingphil and daniel howell, makes you a man

Dan: Is it fun being a man now?
Phil: Yeah, especially now that I've got my cordless hammer drill
Dan: So manly

by cory19 December 15, 2020