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cordless
When you're a clutz, you say cordless instead of wireless for bluetooth items. please educate your toms, because toms are dumb. The example is a real example on how the word can be used.
tom:" i need 2 pee"
tom: " i dont wanna stop my music tho"
tom: "OH yea i have cordless headphones!"
cunt: "wireless, CORDLESS??"
tom: "shush"
tom: " i dont wanna stop my music tho"
tom: "OH yea i have cordless headphones!"
cunt: "wireless, CORDLESS??"
tom: "shush"
cordless by yackadoodlepop May 3, 2018
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Cordless Screwdriver
Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008
cordless tool
A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
cordless tool by Broha January 6, 2009
cordless soup
Grandad: These kids these days! the cheek, they dont appreciate the technology of cordless soup these days.
cordless soup by Farel July 7, 2005
cordless bungee jumping
Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."
cordless bungee jumping by BoredSchoolKid September 6, 2019
cordless hammer drill
Dan: Is it fun being a man now?
Phil: Yeah, especially now that I've got my cordless hammer drill
Dan: So manly
Phil: Yeah, especially now that I've got my cordless hammer drill
Dan: So manly
cordless hammer drill by cory19 December 15, 2020
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