The Cordanian can only be performed by a Jordanian male, a Canadian male, with a female of any nationality.
First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple
syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is
literally slapped onto the vaginal/
anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in
one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian
may say “Tim Horton’s,
eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple
syrup, hummus, and
whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian
food together (typically Olive Garden).
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some
broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth
time this week!
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get
fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
