copywriter

Someone whose work is to create texts for advertising. Normally in his/her twenties or did you ever meet a 50 year old copywriter?

Always Coca-Cola. I'm lovin' it. Have it your way.

by Dobedobedo August 29, 2005

Freelance Copywriting

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.

That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.

by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019

Copywrite

The illest MC to ever come along.

"You are what you eat, and that's shit's fact, so I never eat pussy and just stick with Big Mac"

Copywrite is one sick muthafucka.

by 78 June 9, 2003

copybiter

someone who copies someone elses style.

I hope you don't mind me having the same tag style, you know me i'm a copybiter.
Yo, i hate copybiter, they aint got no shit of their own.

by Soulflower_ldn November 8, 2008

copywriting

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid copywriting took me to a online dating site

by theworkerbee January 21, 2017

Copywrite

Something to never try to explain to God.

"It wasn't me! It was my copywrite!"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

copyrite

1. what you say wen you want to "copyrite" an idea, complete with hand signal (you make a c with one hand, then a circle round it with the other, like a symbol)
2. a damn sexy band, based in guildford, who say "foah" alot.

1. "you can't steal this song, it's copyrite!"
2. "copyrite rock!"

by damnsexyem October 16, 2004