copywriting 

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid copywriting took me to a online dating site

copywriting by theworkerbee January 21, 2017

Freelance Copywriting 

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.

That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.

Freelance Copywriting by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019

NLP Copywriting 

NLP Copywriting is the art of using Neuro-Linguistic Programming techniques in written content to influence and persuade readers. By understanding how language patterns affect the subconscious mind, NLP copywriters craft messages that resonate deeply, encouraging specific actions or emotional responses. This approach is widely used in marketing and sales to enhance the effectiveness of communication.

"The ad's success was largely due to the NLP copywriting techniques that made it so compelling."

NLP Copywriting by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Copywring 

To copy text or images from and AI and pass them off as your own.

“Judy decided to copywring her essay in hopes of achieving a higher grade.”

Copywring by Le_Frogue December 25, 2023