coolzie 

an attempt to slangify the already slang word "cool" in a manner that is almost as un-cool as the above usage of "slangify."

Matt: "That sounds coolzie."
Sarah: "...are you still in middle school?"

coolzie by Al's Girl October 21, 2009

Coolzie 

Someone who is very chill and who makes you feel safe.

"You're my fav coolzie dude!" "Hey man thanks"

Coolzie by Kimberly Is Wise March 30, 2021

credit card coolie 

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.

Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.

credit card coolie by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Cooliest 

Cooliest: To Be of the BEST

Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}

Im teh cooliest
Neighbor you teh cooliest
Mom an Dad ur teh cooliest
billy ur teh cooliest

Cooliest by Bernard Zygote April 30, 2008

nigger coozie 

paper bag that is used to cover all malt liquor and 40 OZs bought at the liquor store

Tyrone bought some mad dog 20/20 and it came with a complimentary nigger coozie.

nigger coozie by kentarooney April 28, 2008

weiner coozie 

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

weiner coozie by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007

coozie 

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

coozie by jon December 11, 2003