Convo Slut 

A person, usually female, who finds it necessary to flirt with everyone, in any conversation, at any time, while being online. Usually these instances happen on Facebook and Myspace, or other social networking sites. The conversation will be normal until she enters it and insists on being as slutty and flirty as possible, dishing out many winking faces and "kisses."

Girl's facebook status: "Ohh today is boring."
Guy commenting: "I agree, it sucks."
Convo Slut: "Hey sexy, what are you up to? You are sooo freaking hot, and I would jump on you if I could."
Guy commenting: "What the hell?"
Convo Slut: "Oh yeah, you heard me, tiger! ;)"

Convo Slut by QuietlyLoud December 2, 2010

Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.

1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.

Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

convolute 

twisting, complicated, intricate

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.

convolute by Larstait November 10, 2003

Convoluted 

Something really complicated . Talking in circles. Nonsense, etc.

-girl : "Bruh you just don't get it you got convolutions on your brain cells."
-boy: "combo what ? "
-girl : "duh, convoluted thoughts. . . . "

Convoluted by 3579SCphmG'<3. June 19, 2010

Convoluted 

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation

Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.

Convoluted by singitupp June 2, 2010

convolution factor 

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

convolution factor by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

CONvoLUTION 

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

CONvoLUTION by op_position September 2, 2011