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When the Canadian protest types that would normally look to a convoy for their protesting come up against an issue where there isn't total agreement on why they are mad.

The election was over. The Conservatives still grumbling offered up a host of stray logic for the loss, all borrowed from south of the border and a certain orange dude. The non-cohesive reasoning was a few trucks short and its jumbled fluff could best be described as convoyluted. No trucks. No logic.

convoyluted by Charlie Currie May 1, 2025

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Convoluted

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.

1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.

Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

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convolute

twisting, complicated, intricate

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.

convolute by Larstait November 10, 2003

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Convoluted

Something really complicated . Talking in circles. Nonsense, etc.

-girl : "Bruh you just don't get it you got convolutions on your brain cells."
-boy: "combo what ? "
-girl : "duh, convoluted thoughts. . . . "

Convoluted by 3579SCphmG'<3. June 19, 2010

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Convoluted

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation

Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.

Convoluted by singitupp June 2, 2010

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Convoluted

Needlessly over the top; wack

Christian Ritchot’s life story is convoluted

Convoluted by FinalPie March 10, 2023

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CONPOLUTED

CON•PU•LOO•TED - DEFINITION: A person that speeks in a complex and hard to understand way while under the influence of alcohol , or other mind alternating substances .

Conpoluted
EXAMPLE : A person says "give me cigaremethingies " . ( cigarettes for me thingies )

CONPOLUTED by MandevilleMike May 13, 2023

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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