convo-bombing

The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.

" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"

Linda: Are you serious tha-

Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)

Jane: DUDE! You're totally convo-bombing! GTFO!!

Alice continues...

convo-bombing by Patricia765 August 7, 2011

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Convobombing

A person who enters a conversation without being asked there opinion. Usually they think they have something important to say but in actuality are a extremely annoying.

Sally kept convobombing us at lunch today, why dosent she ever stfu?!?

Convobombing by ms. Witt November 15, 2016

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convo-bombing • convo • convo killer • convo jack • convo ovo • /convo • convo 180 • Convo 3rd wheeling • Convo artist • Convo-bation

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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