Convergance

Transformation from Gay to Straight

Hey Brian, did you do your convergance yet!?

by johndoejohn June 8, 2011

Convergence

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.

Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

by Pseudoephedrineonym June 15, 2011

convergence

when people all meet in one place for something

the hippies converged on san francisco

by narin June 4, 2004

Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

convenance

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

by [e-mail] November 8, 2006

Convergence

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.

by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

conveganient

Someone who says they are Vegan only when it is convenient for them in order to look superior to others.

"Jan is such a conveganient. She says she is a Vegan but didn't have any problems eating that omelet."

by Grok Sanchez January 20, 2014