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Convergence 

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.
Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

convergence 

when people all meet in one place for something
the hippies converged on san francisco
convergence by narin June 4, 2004

Convergence 

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart
When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.
Convergence by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

convenance 

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient
If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.
convenance by qwerty@uiop.com November 8, 2006

Convergence 

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.
After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.
Convergence by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

conveganient 

Someone who says they are Vegan only when it is convenient for them in order to look superior to others.
"Jan is such a conveganient. She says she is a Vegan but didn't have any problems eating that omelet."
conveganient by Grok Sanchez January 20, 2014
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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