Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

convenance by qwerty@uiop.com November 8, 2006

conveganient

Someone who says they are Vegan only when it is convenient for them in order to look superior to others.

"Jan is such a conveganient. She says she is a Vegan but didn't have any problems eating that omelet."

conveganient by Grok Sanchez January 20, 2014

Convergance

Transformation from Gay to Straight

Hey Brian, did you do your convergance yet!?

Convergance by johndoejohn June 8, 2011

Convenceilient

To downgrade or drop in class or authority

Ap was getting too difficult, so I decided to convenceilient into a much easier class

Convenceilient by SkullySets November 18, 2019

congeance

That what one must avoid, at all costs, incurring the wrath of.

"you've incurred the wrath of the congeance"

congeance by Slerpaderp May 6, 2020

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026