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Contsume

A portmanteau formed by the combining the words content and consume. It refers to the content you're watching, reading, listening, even games on PS/Xbox one is playing.
It helps you talk about the content you consume without giving in to guilt and the negative connotations of the word 'Binge'.

The need for the word arose in late 201Xs when people were consuming too much content to keep track. Also saying 'What are you Netflix and Chilling to?' was getting too creepy. How many streaming services do we need people?

The word was coined by Roma Joshi in 2019 and became popularised in 2020 by her.
I've been contsuming a lot of true crime lately, I need some light, breezy suggestions ugh.

You are what you contsume, that's why I am a friend and I'll be there for you.
by dawnyyy January 29, 2020
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SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
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Consumer-zombie

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
by Schwarnold January 20, 2010
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national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.
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Zoom and Consume

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.
Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?
by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020
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consumer surplus

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.
I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.
by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006
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Consume

To shove it in ya gob
I'm going to consume this pineapple
by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017
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