Contopulation

Contopulation; a variation of the word Contopulate

"Sorry you have the disease Contopulation"

Contopulation by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Contripulation

A combination of control and manipulation. Means "causing someone to believe something that is false, or convincing them that an event occurred when it did not"

Hypnosis experts use contripulation to convince their clients that they are being hypnotized.

Contripulation by DemonicBagel December 12, 2017

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Confapulations 

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

Confapulations by Baconstain June 6, 2013

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

condolulations by blamo54 December 19, 2012

confapulation 

The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.

"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."

confapulation by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008

Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

Conjobulation by SBMel April 24, 2019