confoculation

Confoculation: When someone says something so stupid that it does not make sense to anyone in the world, including the dumbest of the human beings, that’s when you are left confuted

Every time Steven speaks, I am left confoculated… because he is so stupid his word break my brain leaving me in a state of confoculation.

by The Confoculator December 6, 2024

Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

by Franga February 19, 2008

confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

by Rog H. July 3, 2008