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Conterta

The Definition Of Conterta Is a urban legend that lived many many years ago Every time you would sumon it it will com out of the star and come down on the earth summon words=(Cu se in co te se mala cu tenu
I will try to summon the Conterta.
by On_tu_no August 1, 2018
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contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.
dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
by no1sandman November 7, 2010
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Contestard

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.
That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!
by Tara P. November 18, 2003
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Cuntertainment

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"
by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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imma turn a nigga into a convertable

a quote by Dababy, honestly its scary knowing he has this power. If he does this many cars will be made. and many african-american people would die
"Dude did you hear Dababy said imma turn a nigga into a convertable? thats scary"
by 2008senate March 25, 2021
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converta-bitch

someone who thinks they are bad ass because their car is convertible, but who is really a big douche.
wow, i cant believe that converta-bitch just cut me off.
by syphek October 8, 2008
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