converta-bitch 

someone who thinks they are bad ass because their car is convertible, but who is really a big douche.

wow, i cant believe that converta-bitch just cut me off.

converta-bitch by syphek October 8, 2008

Convert Bitch 

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind

"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."

Convert Bitch by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009