consertar 

From Portuguese <i>verb</i> To fix, to repair, to put right.
The related noun, "conserto", is often mixed up with concerto, the latter meaning "A musical composition for a solo instrument or instruments accompanied by an orchestra, esp. one conceived on a relatively large scale." (from Wiki)

Can you repair my car? <-> Você pode consertar meu carro?
They can't fix their own mistakes. <-> Eles não podem consertar seus próprios erros.
You must put this right! <-> Você tem que consertar isso!

consertar by felineDD November 2, 2011

Consentacles 

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles

Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.

Consentacles by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

Conservabitch

Alternative of libtards for right-wing republicans

This fucking 60 yr old republican kept calling me a libtard while complaining about the media - what a conservabitch!

Conservabitch by UnfazedVik July 20, 2021

conservapedia 

A fundamentalist Christian wiki encyclopaedia project which promotes Biblical creation and rejects science. Heavily criticised by both conservatives and liberals, it is the subject of ridicule from those who are used to getting information without a heavy dose of fundamentalist hilarity.

Conservapedia says:

1) all kangaroos are descended from a single pair who were on Noah's Ark.
2) gravity is an unproven theory.
2) Einstein's General Relativity "has nothing to do with physics".
3) only followers of Christianity are capable of religious faith
4) atheists are incapable of being moral
5) Jews are "touchy" about the Holocaust

conservapedia by kronix March 3, 2007

Conservapedia 

A complete disaster masquerading as a supposedly factual on-line encyclopedia. It was created as an alternative to the alleged "liberal bias" of Wikipedia in order to "protect the children" as it were. In fact, it is doing more harm than good because the information posted as factual is very often wrong, dangerously incomplete, or an outright falsehood. Use of Conservapedia as a primary source of information is not advised.

Little did Andy Schlafly realize how Conservapedia elevate deliberate ignorance to a whole new level.

Conservapedia by M T March 28, 2007

Conservaphobia 

The mental abnormality wherein a person has an irrational fear of people with a conservative point of view.

Since the election of President Trump, it seems that conservaphobia is sweeping the nation, and the globe.

Conservaphobia by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Conservapedia 

An 'online encyclopedia' with plenty of 'accurate information' made by 'dedicated conservatives'.

In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.

The universe according to conservapedia:

1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.

2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:

Wikipedia

Every news station except FOX News

The Public Education System

The United Nations

The Video Game industry

3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.

Conservapedia by APersonGuy May 1, 2011