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confucktion 

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"
confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

Confucksing

Why is Java so confucksing?

I'm goddamn confucksed.
Confucksing by 555propro51234 June 22, 2016

Confucktion 

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.
The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.
Confucktion by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

consuction 

when your penis or area around it is bruised from heavy amounts of sucking.
After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.
consuction by owner med February 3, 2022

Concocksion 

The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.

Not to be confused with concockssion.
You fucked her in my car and she leaked concocksion all over my upholstery.
Concocksion by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010

consucktion 

Jamie's a consucktion worker, all he does is slack off on the job. That's why the house collaps'd
consucktion by EvanKnish August 4, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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