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concocksion 

A drink made by Team B on a lonely night in North Wales which gives the drinker the feeling that he/she has been kicked in the balls
Let's have some concocksion! A kick in the balls
concocksion by Brownie August 21, 2004

Consucksion

A word made by Yung FIlly in Chefasylum, The act of marrying flavours from different places or origins to come together
What the fuck are you doing, put in the carrots, we need consucksion
Consucksion by FijoPlayz October 22, 2020

concoctionist 

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.
These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.
concoctionist by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010

Concoction 

An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.
"Don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate!"
Concoction by Cabbage and Cabbage December 28, 2005

The Cracky concoction 

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.
Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

Conscious of your Concoction 

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.
Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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