EvanKnish's definitions

depressway

An expressway or highway that always has a lot of traffic, and you become depressed sitting in it all the tiem.

I got stuck on the Staten Island Depressway

by EvanKnish June 8, 2019

dinkler

The name of a tongue which comes out of your nose. Coined by Gaten Matarazzo on the Ridiculousness episode "Scarediculousness"

Rob Dyrdek: What you just witnessed is one of the world's very first dinklers.

by EvanKnish December 14, 2020

alt-wipe group

A group of people who have broken their dominant hand, so they must now use their alternate hand to wipe themselves on the toilet.

I broke my right hand and can't wipe my ass. So now I am a member of the alt-wipe group

by EvanKnish December 19, 2020

All 10

When you crack all 10 fingers in one session

Dude I just pulled an All 10

by EvanKnish November 16, 2020

Covert 19

How DJ's Aviation says COVID-19

The Boeing 747s have retired due to the outbreak of Covert 19

by EvanKnish November 22, 2020

gladass

A person who is glad that something happened, usually something in their life, but gloats about it and is overly cocky.

Ben became a real gladass after he won the lotto.

by EvanKnish January 1, 2021

bouncee

Someone who gets removed from a bar or venue by a bouncer, usually due to rowdy behavior

Jack got thrown out by the bouncer, making him the bouncee

by EvanKnish January 10, 2021