Definitions by EvanKnish

trashportation 

Public transportation that sucks and is trash

I take public trashportation to work

trashportation by EvanKnish January 21, 2024

gahnta 

Pittsburgh slang for "going to" or "gonna." Made popular by Yinzer and Steelers fan UrinatingTree.

UrinatingTree: "STILLERS GAHNTA SUPER BOWL"

gahnta by EvanKnish December 31, 2023

frenu 

Short for friend menu. A roster of rich people you've befriended solely for the purpose of getting free services out of them

I'm only friends with Dave because he's a rich stock broker who pays for my dinner. He's on my frenu

frenu by EvanKnish December 9, 2023

thaxicab

A cabinet with a hidden camera or cameras disguised within it. Named after Impractical Jokers artist Will Thaxton. Thaxi-cab

We installed thaxicabs in the kitchen to record our victims

thaxicab by EvanKnish September 13, 2023

downsdoor

The neighbors that live next door and downstairs from you

Jake and Jenny are downsdoors from us

downsdoor by EvanKnish November 2, 2022

happy organ 

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect

Michael whipped out his happy organ

happy organ by EvanKnish October 14, 2022

dontics 

Bad teeth that require work (braces, etc.)

Joe got the dontics up top and the pedics down low

dontics by EvanKnish October 7, 2022