EvanKnish's definitions

o'glark

Formal way of saying o'clock, usually with an accent

Zoom meeting tomorrow at 11 o'glark

by EvanKnish January 20, 2022

finnaly

How absolute dumbasses spell 'finally' or 'finale'

Rockstar finnaly lets us INSIDE

by EvanKnish August 30, 2022

zilcheros

Exaggerated version of zilch. Meaning zero, nothing, nada

Tori means literally zilcheros to me

by EvanKnish August 7, 2022

depressway

An expressway or highway that always has a lot of traffic, and you become depressed sitting in it all the tiem.

I got stuck on the Staten Island Depressway

by EvanKnish June 8, 2019

dontics

Bad teeth that require work (braces, etc.)

Joe got the dontics up top and the pedics down low

by EvanKnish October 7, 2022

happy organ

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect

Michael whipped out his happy organ

by EvanKnish October 14, 2022

acrobacronym

Acronyms used by acrobats

Those acrobats use a bunch of acrobacronyms during their rehersals

by EvanKnish May 9, 2021