16 definitions by EvanKnish

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A group of people who have broken their dominant hand, so they must now use their alternate hand to wipe themselves on the toilet.
I broke my right hand and can't wipe my ass. So now I am a member of the alt-wipe group
by EvanKnish December 19, 2020
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Someone who gets removed from a bar or venue by a bouncer, usually due to rowdy behavior
Jack got thrown out by the bouncer, making him the bouncee
by EvanKnish January 10, 2021
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A person who is glad that something happened, usually something in their life, but gloats about it and is overly cocky.
Ben became a real gladass after he won the lotto.
by EvanKnish January 01, 2021
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An emergency situation where one is so hungry and has to eat
The boys ran out of food in the woods and suffered an eatmergency
by EvanKnish April 14, 2021
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When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.
Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function
by EvanKnish February 03, 2021
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