downsdoor

The neighbors that live next door and downstairs from you

Jake and Jenny are downsdoors from us

by EvanKnish November 02, 2022

teenis

A tennis class consisting of teenagers

Murr: I taught a tennis class full of teenagers. I called it teenis.

by EvanKnish November 25, 2021

alt-wipe group

A group of people who have broken their dominant hand, so they must now use their alternate hand to wipe themselves on the toilet.

I broke my right hand and can't wipe my ass. So now I am a member of the alt-wipe group

by EvanKnish December 19, 2020

Covert 19

How DJ's Aviation says COVID-19

The Boeing 747s have retired due to the outbreak of Covert 19

by EvanKnish November 22, 2020

frenu

Short for friend menu. A roster of rich people you've befriended solely for the purpose of getting free services out of them

I'm only friends with Dave because he's a rich stock broker who pays for my dinner. He's on my frenu

by EvanKnish December 09, 2023

champagnedelier

A chandelier that sprays champagne. Useful for parties

Katie installed a champagnedelier in her living room.

by EvanKnish September 02, 2021

heisenphasser

A German insult, usually for somebody who's stupid or owes money/other item

Get back here, you heisenphasser! Throws schnitzel

by EvanKnish December 07, 2021