confucktion

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

beerlusion

the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion

"i need to sit down, the room is spinning"
"no, the room isn't spinning, you are having a beerlusion.

by fadedredwing May 19, 2009

ashitbox

a ford taurus. regardless of year.

"hey greg, nice car"
"no, its not a nice car, its ashitbox."

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

fat kid heart attack

the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise

"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

good rock

noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.

mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

rabbit car

if you are speeding and dont want to get pulled over, you find a car going the speed you want to go and follow five car lengths behind them. this is your rabbit car. they will be the first to get pulled over. preferably a noticable car.

"bill, slow down your speeding"
"its ok, i got a rabbit car"

by fadedredwing May 19, 2009