ashitbox

"hey greg, nice car"
"no, its not a nice car, its ashitbox."
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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good rock

noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.
mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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fat kid heart attack

the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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confucktion

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"
by fadedredwing May 14, 2009
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beerlusion

the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion
"i need to sit down, the room is spinning"
"no, the room isn't spinning, you are having a beerlusion.
by fadedredwing May 19, 2009
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Landiego

A slang term for the small town of Lander, Wyoming. The word was created unofficially by many of the towns' residents without concensus. Landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. Since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term Landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think San Diego. But that, is only a theory.
*a resident of Lander, Wyoming calling a pen pal in Sing Sing*

Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"

*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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Pedestria

noun-place
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
"Why don't these people speak English?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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