10 definitions by fadedredwing

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"
by fadedredwing May 14, 2009
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the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.
mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends
"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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A slang term for the small town of Lander, Wyoming. The word was created unofficially by many of the towns' residents without concensus. Landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. Since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term Landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think San Diego. But that, is only a theory.
*a resident of Lander, Wyoming calling a pen pal in Sing Sing*

Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"

*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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"hey greg, nice car"
"no, its not a nice car, its ashitbox."
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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