confucktion
confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009
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Confucktion
Confucktion by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017
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confucktion
I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.
confucktion by Little Bun May 3, 2022
Confucktion
When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion
I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion
Confucktion by Simplebanana October 30, 2021
satellite confucktion
When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.
satellite confucktion by meckox May 31, 2010
Consucksion
A word made by Yung FIlly in Chefasylum, The act of marrying flavours from different places or origins to come together
Consucksion by FijoPlayz October 22, 2020
Total confunction nonsense
Total confunction nonsense by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020
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