by fadedredwing May 14, 2009
I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.
by Little Bun May 03, 2022
when something becomes so fucked up there is no possible solution; a pile up; a tangled mess; a gaggle-fuck; an impossible situation.
Lance's already shakey marriage became even more confuckted when his wife caught him in bed with her brother Bruce and the neighbor's cat.
by YoungZ July 11, 2006
by Boogiemomm April 04, 2017
When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.
Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.
by meckox May 31, 2010
When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion
I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion
by Simplebanana October 31, 2021