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conspiculate

to speculate about something absurd or most likely untrue
I conspiculated that my friend was dressing up at night and fighting crime in the city
conspiculate by fadedpenguin231 March 14, 2024

Constipulate 

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.
"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."
Constipulate by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

contriculate 

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.
Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college
contriculate by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

Constipulated 

1. Constipulated is the state of being one finds themselves in when totally constipated, and stimulated by the experience of sitting on the thinking throne. A state of over stimulated thinking induced by constipation.Due to the long period's of time spent in deep thought tends to drop the thinker into almost comatose states of thought, leading to the inevitable Constipulation.

2.Another state of mind induced by an opposite cause that although much different inspires the same results, just opposite This effect comes from over sensitizing the head of a male's phalic organ (Also known as the penis). When Over stimulated it throws the males pshyce into a panicked state and under thought occurs, the brain's both literally shutdown. Over stimulation inducing Constipation of the mind. Luckily the effects are rather short lived as the imminent ejaculation is often enough to cause the deep sleep necesssary to "Reset" The males heads, and resync both brain's intertwined dependency issue's.
1. "Man I was like constipulated. I must have sat there thinking all day, I had to shit so bad..."

2. "I couldn't think I had to cum so bad, like friggin constipulated man. She was really teasin...then the last thing I remember I came so hard she choked and then I was unconcious, don't remember a thing before this morning when I woke."
Constipulated by TheUrbanMyth March 30, 2008

Conspicule

This is conspicule rn
Conspicule by NARNY;) March 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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