Consentyx

A mind-altering pharmaceutical dat causes a lusted-after human to be more "willing".

Recent news reports describe how da makers of Consentyx are alleging dat a rival manufacturer of a "making you feel more like doing it" drug artificially altered its effectiveness-test results, in dat a number of da subjects who volunteered to try out da drug were already quite promiscuous and "easy" to begin with.

by QuacksO March 9, 2022

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Consentacles

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles

Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.

by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

kairi consentino

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit

person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh

by nj boys December 8, 2019

consent

tea ☕

"Consent is like tea, because if someone doesn't want tea, don't give them tea. If they're unconscious or drugged, don't give them tea. Unconscious people don't want tea. " -Jessi Ottenfield

by JeHaiNat March 24, 2019