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consentage 

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.
consentage by gnostic3 August 25, 2014
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Consentacles 

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles
Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.
Consentacles by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

Consentive 

You are caring and ask for someones opinion before acting.
Friend: Hey man, I appreciate for not pushing my limits!
Me: Yea no problem!
Friend: You're so Consentive
Consentive by jensenary June 7, 2017
The act of being thuggish and ghetto in nature; acting in an apathetic nature about the law, government or mental retardation, especially in limp bizkit plox.
Jiniggs stay flowin' wit' his coosenage against the totalitarian government of UTPDRBR( United Tables of the People's Democratic Republic of the Bombastic Regime).

ya digg? nahmsayin, nawmean? f33l m3 b?
coosenage by Jerome Weekes April 8, 2008

Consentientism

A foundationalist societal theory which holds that only a society founded on the fully-informed consent of the individuals involved in the foundation of it is just at foundation and sustainable.
He decided to found a new society on the principles of consentientism.
Consentientism by Entità Sovrano December 1, 2010

consentimental 

When shannon agrees to fornicate with you and means it and is also mental.
Shannon and I got consentimental all over her brothers couch
consentimental by Barbwire August 30, 2022

consentRetard 

ConsentRetard is an anti Male individual who think Rape isn’t based when it actually is based.
My ex friend is a ConsentRetard
consentRetard by Groypercow January 29, 2025
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