Connolly's Razor

A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.

"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"

Connolly's Razor by D-Rid November 4, 2019

Bishop Connolly high school 

A school in Fall River that is closing down a year after this is posted. The student body is a mix of furries, trash cans, daters, geniuses, and jocks who don't know how to play sports. The locker rooms are known for gay behavior in both the girls' and the boys'.The teachers are okay, and nobody will remember this place in a year. Also, I swear to God, this place is an SCP. There are always the same exact 5 or 6 people at the school at all times, patrolling on predetermined routes, and they are their only students. They are being controlled. Send help

So you know the school Bishop Connolly high school?

No

Bishop Connolly high school by kalefromai May 5, 2023

Grace Connolly 

Your local Massachusetts Doorknob.

“Look it’s Grace Connolly the doorknob.”

Grace Connolly by Ksklfofnene October 11, 2021

Billy Connolly 

One of the greatest comedians of all time who started out as a folk singer, singing funny songs on stage. Once he became known as a comedian his singing became less and less on stage. Movies include Boondock Saints and The Big One. I'd put him right up there with George Carlin.

"In the very unlikely event...that all four engines fa$il...We'll go straignt into the ground like a fucking dart."-Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly by AnonymousReaper April 9, 2008

William Connolly 

Eggboy who threw an egg at the racist Australian senator Frasier anning in the middle of a press conference. He was then slapped by the senator and held down by the racist supporters. But all of Australia love the legend who shows Aussie spirit. He is being called Australian of the year and at 17 years old he may be Australia’s youngest one ever.

Some day I wish I could be like the legend that is William Connolly

William Connolly by Idekwydttm March 16, 2019

Connolly 

To have a connolly is to have a girlfriend on whatsapp but never actually see or touch her. Named after a school boy in rural Kwa-ZUlu Natal

He said he was in a serious relationship but it was just a Connolly

Connolly by HatchetHutch May 25, 2021

connolly 

an strong irish name and they stand up for what they believe in. they value their freindships, and the people around them. they know what they want in life and will stop at nothing to get it. usually hard headed, stubborn, and even arrogant sometimes.

whoa she is so successful, i think she's a connolly

connolly by kamacoski July 26, 2011