Connick

Gaelic word meaning awesome. Current common use is "really really awesome". Also used on the East Coast of North America to tell someone that they are ridiculously good looking.

"I threw a pencil at the ceiling and it stuck"

"they don't call you Connick for nothing!"

Connick by high-five February 2, 2009

Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

conVick 

A quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who is always getting in trouble.

He is acting like a thug and an overpaid Quarterback conVick.

conVick by hotplate June 26, 2007

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conneck 

Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).

My conneck say he tight with the CIA!

Conneck by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

Conniekaze 

A pudgy morbidly obese girl whose name happens to be Connie. She possibly comes from an immigrant family. The name derives from the word "Kamikaze," and is used because of whenever the girl walks, she evokes the feeling of being in the middle of a combat situation, because her footsteps shake the ground around her, much like a mortar explosion of Kamikaze attack.

Dude 1: Oh my dear lord, did you hear that?
Dude 2: No, but I felt it. What do you think that is? Are they doing construction on this floor?
Dude 1: Oh, wait. Never mind. It's just Conniekaze...
Dude 2: I'd tap that...
(Awkward silence ensues)

Conniekaze by Fotzengeil October 9, 2008