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An adjective for when someone is annoyed with work.
Also a verb for annoying someone with work or the work annoying someone.
adjective use: I'm so connack, because of this presentation

verb use: I don't mean to connack you, but I'm gonna give you extra homework.

verb use: I'm glad the job is over, I was so connacked.
connack by Candy-Decimater January 30, 2025

Connacht 

One of the four ancent provinces of Ireland. Also spelt as Connaught. The other three are Munster, Ulster and Leinster.

Connaught includes the counties of Galway, Mayo, Roscommon, Leitrim and Sligo.
Connacht is a lovely place.
Connacht by Brendan77 May 21, 2006
Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.
Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!
conjack by WM233 October 1, 2010
Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).
My conneck say he tight with the CIA!
Conneck by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006
(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
Connicked by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.
You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie
contack by ruje October 13, 2011
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