Conficky 

Somewhere in the middle between confident and cocky.

F: "I think you're cocky, you think you're confident. We hardly agree."
M: "Let's agree to meet somewhere in the middle."
F: "Conficky?"
M: "That'll do."

Conficky by Brigaid May 14, 2011

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010

Conficker 

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

Conficker 

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

Conficker by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered 

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

confickered by gigitrix April 23, 2009

confucky 

A situation that is completely out of hand
something you cant figure out

this math test is too hard this is confucky

confucky by DustinHoss February 12, 2008