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Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.
I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.

Italian consulate 

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.
I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

confusted 

in the state of being confused and frustrated.
pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.
confusted by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

Conjugate 

(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"
Conjugate by Shay Guy August 10, 2008

concusterbation 

when a guy is masturbating and his hand slips off his penis and hits him in the head giving him a concussion
self explanatory " concusterbation"