Conjuegal

To get someone to do something of an unwanted nature usually by under the radar manipulation, trickery or Tom Foolery.

That guy totally conjuegalled me into kissing him!

by justjaijai August 14, 2014

conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee

mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews

by investor February 17, 2009

conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

conjugal

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005

Conjugate

To have sex, as used in Animaniacs.

(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"

by Shay Guy August 10, 2008

canoe conjugals

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.

Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"

by Mondak June 13, 2007

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019