5 definitions by Mondak
When a young woman's body looks good today, but clearly is headed towards fat-chick-ness. This is due to either genetics or a combination of bad diet and no exercise.
by Mondak June 2, 2005
The Study of the choices made by different cultures as to which technologies they would embrace or spurn.
The only reason we haven't already changed our genetic code to be stronger, eliminate nearsightedness or have bigger dicks is not that it can't be done, it is our current Amistics don't allow it.
Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
by Mondak May 27, 2015
When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.
by Mondak October 17, 2017
Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
It's f*cking close to water.
"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
by Mondak May 25, 2007