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Consorte
Consorte by Cesar O Perez August 30, 2008
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contorted • Contarted • conjorted • contarded • contortionist • connored • Conjolted • contort • contortion • Cantored
Concerted Game
1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.
Concerted Game by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005
Contortionist
Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018
contortionist
people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009
contortion
Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
contortion by Igle December 15, 2007
Converted Cat Hater
A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."
A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.
Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.
Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.
Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.
Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."
The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.
Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.
Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.
Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.
Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."
The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
Converted Cat Hater by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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