Congas
Congas by Harry The Hypebeast March 2, 2019
Get the Congas mug.
Congasm
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022
Related Words
Congasm • Conga • conascending • conga line • conkasa • Codgasm • COGAS • concast • corgasm • coñaso
Conkasa
Conkasa by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021
las colgas
3 girls who study in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico that became best friends by taking summer school because they were flunking every class BUT HAVE A HUGE PASSION FOR JANGUEOS.
las colgas by one of las colgas November 7, 2019
congrasturbating
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
immaculate congestion
When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
contasouved
To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash
contasouved by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019