by CarzyEight March 24, 2019
....A yell meant to congratulate someone...on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or passing wind in under a second noiselessly..
by iceman1415 November 26, 2010
by Tim Milgram September 17, 2004
Is my conga showing?
by buff & t-bone August 27, 2008
by Harry The Hypebeast March 3, 2019
A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
by Mark Crutchley July 29, 2005
A dance in which people line up one behind the other, holding on to each other's shoulders or waists, and snake around the dance floor. Frequently performed at middle school dances, bar and bat mitzvahs, and at weddings.
by n0r1 November 27, 2007