COGAS

When two people fart at the same time in an enclosed space, each trying to blame the other.

Wait for the next elevator, there is some serious cogas going on in there.

by Scotty Duel March 26, 2011

WEST COAST ELITIST

A person of east coast decent who moved west and lost all sensibilities from the old country... Lives in multiple places in California, travels abroad multiple times a year, eats only the freshest, organic, non gmo, cage free, range free diet while sitting watching jets highlights from 1993

That bitch be trippin yo, his west coast elitist ass ain’t comin back to the motherland without an attitude adjustment..I’m gonna make dat ho pay for a slice at m&s and a coke... you got that right bra!!

by Tony tea bags lopinto January 21, 2019

Congasm

Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.

Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”

by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

coaster caddy

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.

Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.

by gubes August 12, 2014

Coaster Sweat

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best

Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks

by SlySimp August 30, 2021

coaster buddy

Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.

Joey: Will you be my coaster buddy?
Rachel: Sure, I'll keep you company on the roller coaster.

by raging bully April 15, 2009

coastly

/ kohst-lee / noun
1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.

"I'm feeling quite coastly today."
"I had some coastly ideas by the bay today."

by Bksweeting May 14, 2023