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confusianism

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the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time
missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug
confusianism by spindel63 November 28, 2011
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Confushawn • Confushan • confusianism • condishawn • Confusha • Confushing • So I am confushun

So I am confushun 

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Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!
"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"
So I am confushun by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018
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Confushan 

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Confused about the pronunciation of things.
I am confushan
Confushan by Kiwi Limestone May 23, 2019
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confusianism

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Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.
Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.
confusianism by person not known July 3, 2008
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Confushan 

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the gooder spelling for confusion.
idiot: look at the ground,the clouds look so kool
person: i am confushan
Confushan by WeirdØ March 21, 2022
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Confusha 

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The act in which one is very confused.
What the fawk man I’m confusha
Confusha by DJNANutz February 9, 2021
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