Confushawn 

Confushawn =
Confusion + shawn mendes
For the fellow mendes army <3
can be used as confushawn screaming like confusion screaming

GIRL 1: OMG DID Y'ALL HEAR THE NEW SONG
girl 2: what song?
GIRL 1: SHAWNS NEW SONG ITS OUT
girl 2: I dont keep up with him

GIRL 1: HOW
girl 2: i just dont
GIRL 1: *confushawn screaming*

Confushawn by Gurrr13 November 3, 2022

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

confusianism by spindel63 November 28, 2011

So I am confushun 

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

So I am confushun by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

Confushan 

Confused about the pronunciation of things.

I am confushan

Confushan by Kiwi Limestone May 23, 2019

confusianism

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.

Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.

confusianism by person not known July 3, 2008

Confushan 

the gooder spelling for confusion.

idiot: look at the ground,the clouds look so kool
person: i am confushan

Confushan by WeirdØ March 21, 2022

Confusha 

The act in which one is very confused.

What the fawk man I’m confusha

Confusha by DJNANutz February 9, 2021