Confushing 

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Confushing by ImJaden. May 11, 2021

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018

confuckingfused 

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010

conjusing

conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.

ohhh this is conjusing

conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

Conkushin

When you are "Heavily Medicated" and suffer a throbbing headache. After a period of time, the pain with be too much and knock the burn bag right out.

Thus, creating a Conkushin --Dr Torobreh

burn bag 1: Bro im so gone right now

burn bag 2: Yah bro, this kush gave me a Conkushin

Conkushin by Dr Torobreh July 9, 2011

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

Confusing Teacher by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

Confusingnessnyness 

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

Confusingnessnyness by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010