Confood 

Con/Food
Adjective

When you don't know what to eat, out of so many choices.

Jade: I don't know what to eat, cake or biscuits.
Jordan: Same. I'm so confood.

Confood by FabianTheFab August 2, 2016

confodoma 

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."

confodoma by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

Contoods 

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.

Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!

Contoods by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019

conoodle

making out with your boo in the deep end of the pool, using the assistance of cylindrical pieces of foam to stay afloat.

We conoodled in the pool as we hid from neighbor's prying eyes.

conoodle by Pirate Queen Chudzie and boo August 1, 2013

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

the state of extreme confusion.

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"

Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003