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Contoods 

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.
Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job
Contoods by MaFaTo April 9, 2011
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Contoods 

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.
That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.
Contoods by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

Contoodle 

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!
Contoodle by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.
Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.
Confoodsed by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018

Confoodsion 

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.
Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.
Confoodsion by Skatha March 11, 2022

Confoodsion 

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.
Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.
Confoodsion by Skatha March 11, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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