Contoods

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.

Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!

by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019

Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

Contoodle

To take a long squiggly crap.

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!

by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018

Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022

Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022