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Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed
“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”
Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.
Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.
Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"
Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

confoused 

When you are confused and aroused at the same time.
The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

confoozled 

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.
That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!
confoozled by n/a March 4, 2003

confoozed 

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on
i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed
confoozed by wayne April 24, 2004
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