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coneshato 

you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in there, then you take a straw stick it in her anus and blow bubbles in your jizz
bob coneshatoed mary
coneshato by dan levin September 11, 2003
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Coneshato 

When a man jizzes in girls asshole and blows bubbles in it with a straw.
You should try a coneshato, it's good for you.
Coneshato by harrison roger September 11, 2003

coneshato 

when u jizz right into between ur girls ass cheeks, then u whip out a straw and start blowing bubbles in ur jizz
It's a nice day outside, what to go and coneshato on the lawn
coneshato by kirschnerdizzle March 2, 2004

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

Conestoga High School 

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

conestoga 

How typical... jealous Radnor kids with a lot of angst and time fabricating stories because they have nothing better to do. Let's set things straight then, shall we?

Conestoga is a high school of about two thousand kids in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The school is renowned for its multitude of AP courses (the most in Pennsylvania, somewhere around twenty-four) and consistently high rankings in sports and academics. Despite the lofty standards and intense expectations by overbearing parents, the students are (for the most part) kind, intelligent souls with a rabid sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the other schools in the Main Line. Granted, the school has a drug problem, but that only serves to make us more interesting, doesn't it? Just accept us.
"Conestoga is ranked 79th best high school by US News and World Digest. Strangely enough, Radnor High School is nowhere to be found on said list. Coincidence? Not really."
conestoga by pinkegobox October 3, 2008

Conestoga College

Conestoga College is a Canadian college with several campuses. It is overflowing with hot girls. Not uncommon for there to be a bunch of hungover people in class regardless of your program. way overpriced, but a good party.
"Dude, do you go to Conestoga College?"
"Yeah man, there are so many hot girls there."
Conestoga College by student309 January 29, 2012
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