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conduct card 

conduct card by AgentGOD February 2, 2004

Conduct Slip 

A slip issued to students with poor conduct. Made popular by students with ok conduct laughing at students with poor conduct
Conduct Slip by viva la oscar March 17, 2023

Conduct Disorder 

Behavioral tendencies outside the socially acceptable way. Others may see that they do whatever they desire and take little to no blame for their actions. Nearly 40% of people who suffer from these behavioral problems receive further diagnoses when older, such as NPD and ASPD.
β€œHe acts so crazy because he has Conduct Disorder.”
Conduct Disorder by DjPiur June 24, 2023

Disorderly Conduct 

A vaguely defined charge that any police office can exploit to arrest anyone they want.
The skater was charged with disorderly conduct for possessing a skateboard and refusing to hand it to the police officer.

The man was charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to state his name.
Disorderly Conduct by Gavitron November 20, 2009

Armenian Code of Conduct 

The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.

1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.

2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.

3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.

4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.

5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****

6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.

7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!

8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.

9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.

10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.

11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.

12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.

13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????

bad conduct discharge 

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.
My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.