Conductiv_Moist 

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.

Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!

Conductiv_Moist by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008