Conductiv_Moist 

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.

Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!

Conductiv_Moist by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012