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The Bully Sean Warned Us About
The Bully Sean Warned Us About is the main Antagonist of Conal The Video Game, aswell as being biggest bully in the dorky dave school, even being the leader of THE BULLY PARTY!!!
Conal: I got bullied by The Bully Sean Warned Us About
Sean: I TOLD YOU DUMBASS, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sean: I TOLD YOU DUMBASS, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Bully Sean Warned Us About by RoninSamurai4785 July 7, 2025
Shit Warmed Over
English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Shit Warmed Over by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
Time Warner Cable
Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
Aaron Warner
Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.
his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.
Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.
Aaron Warner by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019
warner chilcotting
First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.
guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"
warner chilcotting by Harmonious One January 25, 2011
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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