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Candarian stalagmite 

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A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

condomints

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Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth
Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

Poor man's condominium 

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A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.
Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...
Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012

Condominium 

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A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Condominium by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015

going condommando 

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insisting on having sex without a condom.
We're going condommando tonight, honey. Sex will feel so much better
going condommando by ngtgrl October 25, 2011

condominimum

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n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................
That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.
condominimum by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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