Comsult

A word used to describe something that is a compliment and an insult.

Becky just told me she loves my shirt and it covers my rolls. What a comsult!

by Twantayy May 27, 2015

comsult

A mixture of an insult and a compliment, also known as a back-handed compliment.

"That dress is horrible, but you look good.", "Talk about a comsult!"

by Heny Nelia March 21, 2009

comsult

When something sounds like a compliment, but also an insult. Leaving you so confused that you need a psych consult.

I'm calling you mentally advanced. This sounds like a comsult lowkey.

by froggy.ito September 30, 2024

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.

Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre

A professional body that provides pro bono research and consultancy services to NGOs, start-ups and corporations like Uber, ITC, Akzonobel and many more, while simultaneously ensuring a smooth and joyous learning experience that would help in CV and profile building as well.

Every Commerce student has two dreams: first is to get admission in SRCC, and the second is to get enrolled in Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre.

by SRCRC Fanclub Head November 29, 2021

consultish

A gibberish language spoken by management consultants

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish

by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

Consultant

An unemployed white male

Dave is a consultant.

by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019