Comsult 

A word used to describe something that is a compliment and an insult.

Becky just told me she loves my shirt and it covers my rolls. What a comsult!

Comsult by Twantayy May 27, 2015

comsult 

A mixture of an insult and a compliment, also known as a back-handed compliment.

"That dress is horrible, but you look good.", "Talk about a comsult!"

comsult by Heny Nelia March 21, 2009

comsult 

When something sounds like a compliment, but also an insult. Leaving you so confused that you need a psych consult.

I'm calling you mentally advanced. This sounds like a comsult lowkey.

comsult by froggy.ito September 30, 2024

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.

Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'

Ass. Consultant by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre 

A professional body that provides pro bono research and consultancy services to NGOs, start-ups and corporations like Uber, ITC, Akzonobel and many more, while simultaneously ensuring a smooth and joyous learning experience that would help in CV and profile building as well.

Every Commerce student has two dreams: first is to get admission in SRCC, and the second is to get enrolled in Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre.

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre by SRCRC Fanclub Head November 29, 2021

consultish 

A gibberish language spoken by management consultants

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish

consultish by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

Consultant 

An unemployed white male

Dave is a consultant.

Consultant by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019