Compenition

Used when mis-pronouncing 'competition' after getting way to excited about something. Still a reasonable substitute that gets the job done and the message across.

In the good news, im ready to give 'em some real compenition!

Compenition by B4L2010 May 1, 2010

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.

Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.

Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012

Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

Theory of compensation by Snake May 14, 2005

competitional 

To be competitive and not know the correct word to define it.

Sorry to get so serious during the game, I'm just really competitional.

competitional by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011

ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.

Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

ap language and composition by MercAntile November 7, 2013

Canadian competition 

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

Canadian competition by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017