competitional
competitional by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011
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sperm competition
The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
Competition psychosis
An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.
Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012
Canadian competition
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
Canadian competition by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017
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Dirty Man Competition
A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.
Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent
Dirty Man Competition by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010
Competional
Competional by Nigfish September 24, 2011
choice and competition
Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.
I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.
choice and competition by default013 September 30, 2009
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