Definitions by DDJudge
Earth Birthday
The 50-hour period during which your birth date is happening somewhere on Earth. It begins when the date reaches the world’s earliest time zone and ends when it leaves the world’s latest time zone.
For example, if your birthday is September 14 and you live in the Eastern time zone, your Earth birthday begins at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and ends at 8:00 a.m. on September 15. Your birthday may last only 24 hours locally, but somewhere on Earth, it lasts 50.
For example, if your birthday is September 14 and you live in the Eastern time zone, your Earth birthday begins at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and ends at 8:00 a.m. on September 15. Your birthday may last only 24 hours locally, but somewhere on Earth, it lasts 50.
“My birthday is September 14, but my Earth birthday starts at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and lasts until 8:00 a.m. on September 15—so I get 50 hours to celebrate.”
Earth Birthday by DDJudge September 5, 2026
Earth Birthday
The 50-hour period during which your birth date is happening somewhere on Earth. It begins when the date reaches the world’s earliest time zone and ends when it leaves the world’s latest time zone.
For example, if your birthday is September 14 and you live in the Eastern time zone, your Earth birthday begins at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and ends at 8:00 a.m. on September 15. Your birthday may last only 24 hours locally, but somewhere on Earth, it lasts 50.
For example, if your birthday is September 14 and you live in the Eastern time zone, your Earth birthday begins at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and ends at 8:00 a.m. on September 15. Your birthday may last only 24 hours locally, but somewhere on Earth, it lasts 50.
“My birthday is September 14, but my Earth birthday starts at 6:00 a.m. on September 13 and lasts until 8:00 a.m. on September 15—so I get 50 hours to celebrate.”
Earth Birthday by DDJudge September 5, 2026
menschy
Oren is usually a big asshole but his behavior toward protecting his wife and children is very menschy.
hoardermining
The process when circumstances force one, who is loathe to throw away anything, to separate things which actually have personal value from trash.
I spent this past weekend hoardermining through 20 years of accumulated stuff in preparation to moving in with Claire. Ninety-five percent of the stuff was trash, but I found some really cool stuff including love letters, old business cards, and my birth certificate among other things.
hoardermining by DDJudge August 30, 2018
Competition psychosis
An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.
Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Dude 2: They lost by 40.
Dude 1: The refs hated us.
Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.
Competition psychosis by DDJudge December 18, 2012
Wedding Chicken
An entree, typically served at lower budget wedding receptions and/or catered functions, consisting composite chicken masquerading as chicken breast and typically smothered in gravy or some kind of sauce to hide the fact that it is both bone dry and disgusting.
Friend 1 "How was Megan's wedding reception?"
Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"
Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"
Wedding Chicken by DDJudge May 18, 2011