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Canon City, Colorado
A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.
Canon City, Colorado by oceancats January 25, 2017
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Colorado kiss
The man positions himself on the back of his shoulders with his knees over his head. The woman sucks him until he starts to ejaculate. Then she quickly pulls off, allowing him to spray his own seed all over his face. They then finish with a sloppy kiss.
"So he took me back to his place, and he asked for a Colorado kiss. I'm still washing that crap out of my eyebrows!"
Colorado kiss by Kindor the amusing November 14, 2017
colorado cropduster
Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.
Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!
colorado cropduster by Stagmen November 3, 2017
ComradeSShow
A currently in-progress Friends-style sitcom set in Vienna in 1913 wherein Hitler, Freud, and Stalin share an apartment. Tito and Trotsky are there too, but they share a different apartment.
Did you watch ComradeSShow?
Dude, the pilot episode isn't even finished yet.
How can I help contribute to ComradeSShow?
Well, there's the discord server, but the only ones active on it are a bunch of crazy teens.
Dude, the pilot episode isn't even finished yet.
How can I help contribute to ComradeSShow?
Well, there's the discord server, but the only ones active on it are a bunch of crazy teens.
ComradeSShow by Kaiserin Vicky of Roleplaying September 2, 2019
comrade poggers
Comrade poggers comes from the Greek word “ghufie” which means goofy
Comrade poggers is also the founder of the ideology paleo leftism
Comrade poggers is also the founder of the ideology paleo leftism
comrade poggers by Giga chad duh March 1, 2021
ComradeGlitter
ComradeGlitter by ApexFag April 13, 2019
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.