Commoding

What an object does to be a commodity, more specifically the sidemost part of a car seat.

The side seat of this car is commoding.

Commoding by The One who Commodes December 25, 2023

Commodity Body 

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

Commodity Body by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

aerobic commuting 

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

aerobic commuting by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.

"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

Commodious Trough by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

negative-commodity by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

commodify 

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.

Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.

commodify by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008

Comodin Cam 

The King of Transformers YouTube! Need I say more? Okay.

Not only is he kind of relatable, but he and his friends on his gaming channel are funny as fuck and manages to make even the most stoic person laugh.

He is a legend and a huge blessing to the Transformers fandom with his open minded opinions, and his tier lists and rant/discussion videos either with himself or others will guarantee to not only entertain even the most bored ass TF fan, but also make REALLY GOOD POINTS.

TF fan 1: Hey bro I'm so glad you like Transformers as much as I do! I recommend watching Comodin Cam. Ever heard of him?
TF fan 2: No, who's that?
TF fan 1: Here I'll show you

69 hours later

TF fan 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL.....HE'S SO TALENTED!! PETITION FOR HIM TO VOICE WASPINATOR, STARSCREAM AND TRACKS IN THE NEXT TRANSFORMERS MEDIA!!!

TF fan 1: Ikr? Dude is literally getting all the good shit he deserves because unlike other channels on YouTube he actually puts a lot of effort into his vids PLUS it really shows.

TF fan 3: So glad you introduced them to Comodin Cam. He's the reason I have this beautiful Big Chungus Thundercracker, A.K.A Q Transformers TC! They are refreshingly simple, small, tubby and yet so much fun to handle! So thankful to Cam! ^_^

Comodin Cam by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022